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The Exodus in Computer Command Language
>Release ISRAEL
ISRAEL running in slave mode, cannot release
>Set ISRAEL; mode = master
Pharaoh already running in master mode, cannot change ISRAEL
>Set Pharaoh; mode = slave
Command ignored
>Load Moshe
Done
>Deactivate Pharaoh
Pharaoh account hard locked; cannot be deactivated
>For I=1 to 10; do Plagues
Are you sure? Y
Done
>Release ISRAEL
error: ISRAEL uninitialized
>Set ISRAEL = 600,000
Done
>Release ISRAEL
ISRAEL released
>Declare Matza; array(width=20,length=20,height=0)
Done
>Move ISRAEL to Sinai
OPERATOR WARNING! SYSTEM ABOUT TO CRASH! PHARAOH AND RED SEA HAVE LIMITED
YOUR MEMORY SPACE! SAVE YOUR WORK!
>Save ISRAEL
Specify save device
>Save ISRAEL with miracle
Done
>Move ISRAEL to Sinai
Done
>For I=1 to 10; do Commandments
Allocation conflict: Commandments cannot be operated with active golden
calf routine
>Destroy calf
Done
>For I=1 to 10; do Commandments
Done; Commandments stored on hard rock device
>Move ISRAEL to desert
Warning! Command could lead to infinite loop
>Move ISRAEL to desert; limit=40 years
Done
>Build Mishkan
Syntax error
>Build Mishkan; owner = Betzalel
Done
>Move ISRAEL to ISRAEL
Warning: operand terms must be unique
>Move ISRAEL to CANAAN
Overload: cannot move all of ISRAEL to CANAAN
>Set ISRAEL = ISRAEL - (number over 20 years at Release)
Done
>Move ISRAEL to CANAAN
Done
>Happy Pesach
To you too!
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